Hahaha you are SO not a bad person for wanting that!

I have had hyperemisis with both my pregnancies (which honestly, as you'd know, makes you want to just give in to puking to death) and already have SPD this time. It's so hard and painful to walk.

I have never glowed or had a "happy" and "perfect" pregnancy, I'v e always just felt horrible.

BUT the rumour is that being really sick and sore during your pregnancy means you're having a very healthy baby...a total old wive's tale...but you never know lol.

If I were you I'd try to do as little as humanly possible. Hugs to you...the last tri can be a challenging one.